“As Morad, Cohen has the mission to get guns in the hands of schoolchildren as young as four years old, saying that efforts to arm teachers are insufficient … Cohen gets gun lobbyists to not only support his effort, but one even helps publicize a line of stuffed animal guns especially designed for young children. Aim at the head, shoulders, not the toes, not the toes, sings gun-rights activist Philip Van Cleave at one point. Then with the help of lobbyist Larry Pratt, Cohen manages to get a few prominent Republicans to back his plan to arm preschoolers.” Sacha Baron Cohen’s parody plan to arm preschoolers will leave you crying from laughter. And then just crying.

+ It’s Not Your Fault If You Can’t Get Anything Done in the Summer.