“The title of T-bone chaperone always goes to the agency’s most junior planner. It’s their unenviable task to lug the filet mignons through airport security in chilled briefcases, then onto a commercial jet and eventually to their desired hotel kitchen.” Brandon Presser: Nine Things I Learned When I Became a Honeymoon Planner for Billionaires.

+ You feel like shit because you’re drinking your morning coffee too early.

+ How do you celebrate a world cup win over Sweden? By storming an Ikea.

+ Ivanka products are being hit hard by Trump’s tariffs. (Just kidding…)