“It suggests a changing of the guard in the Democratic Party and alters how upcoming candidates will run. Also, from now on, clickbait links will always lead to something entertaining, inspiring, and informative.” After seeing a few hundred think-pieces about the wider meaning of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s upset win in New York, I decided to write one of my own. Sans the think part. 20 Things Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Upset Win Means for Humanity. (Number 4. The NYC Subway: Now like brand new.)

+ “The three key hot button issues the president will ask you about directly will include: abortion, affirmative action, and what you think the message on the back of Melania’s Zara jacket really meant.” Welcome to the only course that prepares potential Supreme Court picks for their meeting with the president.