“When she dies, she told me, she wants her body to be dunked in a high-pressure chamber filled with water and lye. That water will be heated to anywhere from 200 to 300 degrees, and in six to twelve hours her flesh, blood, and muscle will dissolve. When the water is drained, all that will remain in the tank are her bones and dental fillings. If her family desires, they can have her remains crushed into ash, to be displayed or buried or scattered.” From TNR: The Fight for the Right to Be Cremated by Water. Supposedly, this is the most environmental way to dispose of oneself. In an effort to be environmentally friendly, I’ve requested that at the time of my death, my body is to be vaped by millennials, and all my jokes recycled…