“So I’m warning you, tread very f***ing lightly because what I’m going to do to you is going to be f***ing disgusting. Do you understand me? Don’t think you can hide behind your pen because it’s not going to happen. I’m more than happy to discuss it with your attorney and with your legal counsel because motherf***** you’re going to need it.” Ladies and gentlemen, courtesy of NPR, you can now listen in on the smooth stylings of lawyer, taxi medallion entrepreneur, presidential fixer, garden-variety thug, and one assumes, Sopranos fan, Michael Cohen. (I wonder if his tone changed a bit when the person on the other end of the line was Bobby Three Sticks…)