“Every morning I wake up to the same routine. I log into the Tinder account of a 45-year-old man from Texas—a client. I flirt with every woman in his queue for 10 minutes, sending their photos and locations to a central database of potential ‘Opportunities.’ For every phone number I get, I make $1.75.” You could be flirting on dating apps with paid impersonators.

+ “Furry Boi’s victory may seem unlikely, some college-kid shenanigans that went too far. But in the age of social media, of Donald Trump, of deeply pessimistic politics, it may be something far more terrifying—it may have been inevitable.” Meet the Squirrel Who Won a UC Berkeley Senate Seat. (Go Bears.)

+ Forget fake news. The new thing is fake weather.