“There’s also a VIP option: For big shots not wishing to expend any energy, a 1963 Volkswagen bus will transport them the length of the course for an extra $25.” 0.5K charity road race in Texas starts and ends with a beer.

+ Since my wife first coined, defined, and circulated the word Perennials a couple years ago, the term has really taken off. The latest believer: Madeleine Albright.

+ “Rosen is the son of a Jewish father and a Quaker mother. He had a bar mitzvah but attended a Catholic high school, where he went to weekly mass and gave confession twice a semester.” If you’ve been waiting decades for a Jewish NFL quarterback, that’s good enough.

+ Billboard: Pitbull Announces 2019 Tour With Life Coach Tony Robbins. (Editor’s note: This is the worst show bill in the history of shows.)