“For the past four years, Costco has been selling pallets of shriveled vegetables, fruits, grains, and meats that promise to feed a single family for up to a year—and if you’re not a member, you can purchase similar survival kits, many of which boast a 20- to 30-year shelf life, at Walmart and Target.” And don’t be embarrassed that you might look like you’re preparing for the apocalypse. You’re far from alone. Emilie Friedlander in Vice: I Lived Exclusively Off Doomsday Prepper Food for a Week. (Free name for any company looking to sell these food kits: Apocalypse Chow.)