“LAX officials are teaming up with two technology companies — Infax and Tooshlights — to install lights and digital gadgets that keep track of how often bathrooms are cleaned and let travelers know when a stall is in use or vacant.” (And Zuck is the one getting grilled about privacy?) LAX to launch bathroom technology that lets you know when you can go.

+ “Carolina Reaper appears to have narrowed the arteries in the competitive eater’s brain, causing a series of thunderclap headaches.” Chili pepper eating contests might not be a great idea.

+ Scheduling note: Me and fam will be on the road for Spring Break between April 12-20. During this time, I’ll try to get a couple editions out, but delivery will be quite sporadic.