“[Martin] Shkreli didn’t—legally speaking, anyway—get his comeuppance for any of the things that made people hate him so much. Price gouging is still legal in the drug world … Instead, what got him indicted, convicted of three counts of fraud, and ultimately sentenced to hard time Friday was lying to fellow rich people.” In a Brooklyn courtroom, Martin Shkreli cried before getting sentenced to seven years in prison. (Shkreli is lucky the judge didn’t hike the sentence by 5,000 percent just because she could…)