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It’s every fear you’ve ever had about your smart assistant all rolled into one. Alexa devices are spontaneously laughing at people. (It’s never happened to me. But then again, I’m a Prime member.)
+ How dumpster fire became an official dictionary entry. (Is there any other way to describe the era?)
+ Headline of the day: Michael B. Jordan fan broke retainer after seeing him shirtless.