From me in McSweeney’s: “As a law-abiding, red-blooded American, I’m not willing to give up all my rights because of a few bad apples, but seeing the recent carnage has made me realize that maybe we need to draw some kind of a line. Maybe it’s time for me to make a sacrifice. If nothing else, at least the world will have one less weapon that, in the wrong hands, could potentially be used to inflict harm on innocent people. That’s why I’m giving up my F-22 Raptor Fighter Jet.” (If you like, please share 😉

+ Determining The Average Apple Device Lifespan. (It’s longer than you might think…)

+ America is really, really into yoga pants.