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“Ending a case that electrified punctuation pedants, grammar goons and comma connoisseurs, Oakhurst Dairy settled an overtime dispute with its drivers that hinged entirely on the lack of an Oxford comma in state law.” NYT: Oxford Comma Dispute Is Settled as Maine Drivers Get $5 Million.

+ “I tried to negotiate less gray hair, and Kehinde’s artistic integrity would not allow him to do what I asked. I tried to negotiate smaller ears, struck out on that as well.” Obamas’ official portraits unveiled.

+ “They ate his body, nearly all of it, and just left his head and some remains.” South African lions eat poacher. (Maybe they left the head so they could mount it on the wall as some kind of trophy?) Related: How to Survive Being Swallowed by Another Animal.

+ This is what the Super Bowl of ice fishing looks like.

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