“Claw machines are a total ripoff, rigged to thwart your chances of walking away from an arcade with some sick prize like a plush Minion or whatever. So you can’t really blame the kid who decided to take matters into his own hands when he faced off with one of the dastardly contraptions on Wednesday.” The fire department had to rescue Mason after he managed to climb into the machine. I don’t throw around the word hero too often, but this kid is one.

+ Jacob Copeland announced that he would sign with Florida. It sure looks like his mom was hoping for Alabama. (Sidenote: These signing day events are pretty sick.)

+ Pepsi is set to come after LaCroix.

+ Reminder: Tomorrow is Feel Good Friday, so hit me with some uplifting news from your neck of the woods.