“The CHP says even on auto-pilot, the Tesla requires some kind of response from a human being at certain intervals. If that doesn’t happen, the car slowly comes to a stop and that’s apparently what happened.” It turns out you can’t drunk-drive legally just because your Tesla is on autopilot. But the idea that someone thought you could is a good reason to hope fully autonomous cars come sooner rather than later.

+ Stormy Daniels, star of the latest Trump sideshow, took her act to a strip club. It was a scene. (The battle for the best lede of 2018 could already be over…)

+ SNL: What even matters anymore?