“North Korea appears to have launched a missile … The government urges people to take shelter inside buildings or underground.” No, that wasn’t part of the false alarm that scared the hell out of people in Hawaii over the weekend. Japan just also sent out, then retracted, a false missile warning.

+ The Hawaii missile warning was described as someone hitting the wrong button. But there was no button. Just some really bad UI. On behalf of American leadership, I’d like to take a second and apologize to all 7 of the Hawaiian islands after that scare over the weekend. Oh shit, I mean all 8. Sorry for the confusion…