“Competitors sort keys. They pack trunks. They slalom through orange cones. They sprint across parking lots.” Welcome to the National Valet Olympics.

+ Scientists have created a drug that replicates the health benefits of exercise. (My New Year’s resolution was to find and take such a drug!)

+ “She started running in 2009, when her son, Gurdev Singh, 79, urged her to take up track and field.” NPR: At Age 101, She’s A World Champ Runner.

+ This week, many people are feeling a lot like Niagara Falls looks.