Many people set up a do not resuscitate order with a lawyer or doctor before an emergency occurs. Hospitals are used to dealing with those. But this case was a little different. “When an unresponsive patient arrived at a Florida hospital ER, the medical staff was taken aback upon discovering the words “DO NOT RESUSCITATE” tattooed onto the man’s chest—with the word “NOT” underlined and with his signature beneath it.” (If I did this, my mom would have me resuscitated just long enough to tell me how disappointed she was that I decided to get a tattoo…)