“I’m still angry at what Al Franken did to me. Every time I hear his voice or see his face, I am angry. I am angry that I did his stupid skit for the rest of that tour.” From The Atlantic: “Leeann Tweeden, a Los Angeles radio host and former model, says Senator Al Franken, a Minnesota Democrat, kissed her against her will and groped her during a 2006 USO trip.” And this claim comes with a photo. Franken has apologized for the incident. “I am asking that an ethics investigation be undertaken, and I will gladly cooperate.” Even Stuart Smiley’s words of wisdom aren’t going to improve this day for Al Franken…

+ Trigly: Meanwhile, more accusers have come forward to describe unwanted overtures from Roy Moore: “‘I said ‘Hello?’ Richardson recalls. ‘And the male on the other line said, ‘Gena, this is Roy Moore.’ I was like, ‘What?!’ He said, ‘What are you doing?’ I said, ‘I’m in trig class.'”