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“The pursuit started around 8:30 a.m. on Thursday when the 10-year-old child was supposed to be waiting for his older sister to take him to school. It ended around 9:45 a.m. after an officer forced the child to crash into a police cruiser.” (Man, am I glad my son is 11 and we got thru the 10 phase…)

+ Here’s a shocker: Regular marijuana users have more sex, study says. “Usually, people assume the more frequently you smoke, the worse it could be when it came to sex, but in fact, we learned the opposite was true.” (This study was done at Stanford. For the record, no one at Cal ever assumed stoned people had worse sex.)

+ Haribo gummy candies are made with slave labor, and ingredients from mistreated animals. Happy Halloween, everybody.

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