Nearly two weeks after Maria obliterated Puerto Rico, President Trump left Washington for PR and explained: “It’s now acknowledged what a great job we’ve done. In Texas and in Florida, we get an A-plus. And I’ll tell you what — I think we’ve done just as good in Puerto Rico.” Upon arriving, Trump’s traveling improv show continued: “Now, I hate to tell you, Puerto Rico, but you’ve thrown our budget a little out of whack because we’ve spent a lot of money on Puerto Rico — and that’s fine; we’ve saved a lot of lives. Every death is a horror, but if you look at a real catastrophe like Katrina and you look at the tremendous, hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people that died and you look at what happened here with really a storm that was just totally overbearing. No one has ever seen anything like that. What is your death count?”