Elon Musk has previewed a rocket SpaceX is calling BFR (for Big F#cking Rocket) “suitable for transporting humans safely to the surface of the moon in 2022, to a Martian colony by 2024–and from New York to Shanghai in less than 40 minutes.” FWIW, IDK whether BFR will be a BFD FTW or just a POS, but Elon Musk is moving closer and closer to a conclusion we’ve all come to: It’s time to GTFOH.

+ Chicago Tribune: For Nebraska long snapper Jordan Ober, a Yom Kippur dilemma.

+ Coming soon: A New Clothing Line From Taco Bell and Forever21. (No quiero.)