Anthony Screwed the Mooch

At this point, the White House has more turnover than the average AirBNB rental. After only a few (truly remarkable) days on the job, Anthony Scaramucci is already out as White House Communications Chief. The statement confirming the departure read: “Mr. Scaramucci felt it was best to give Chief of Staff John Kelly a clean slate and the ability to build his own team. We wish him all the best.” (In other words, Kelly forced him out.) With both Priebus and and Scaramucci fired, Americans can look forward to the most contentious season of Dancing with the Stars ever.

+ Calling his work as Homeland Security secretary “nothing short of miraculous,” President Trump predicted his new chief of staff John Kelly “will do a spectacular job.”

+ As chaotic as the past week has been, the conflicts inside the White House are a lot easier to solve than several growing international crises. As tensions build with China (and to a certain extent, Russia), the threats brewing in North Korea grow more urgent.

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