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“Don’t be shy about asking your teen where she has been, who she has spent time with, or why she has receipts from Cypriot bank wire transfers hidden under a false bottom of her jewelry case.” From McSweeney’s: How To Talk To Your Teen About Colluding With Russia.

+ Bieber has been banned from China.

+ And, as it turns out, hipsters didn’t invent avocado toast.

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