“The singer and rapper who once expressed a desire to be a cowboy now just wants to be a senator, baby.” The Atlantic makes the case for Senator Kid Rock. And from Esquire: Every reason Kid Rock will absolutely be your next Michigan senator. (At least when Kid Rock plagiarizes, we can call it sampling…)

+ “Please Help. I’m stuck in here, and I don’t have my phone.” Come on, who closes themselves into an ATM without their phone. Wait, what?

+ The Pope says no to gluten-free communion.