Breaking news: President Trump was offensively sexist for the first time since … yesterday. Just about everyone from the halls of Capitol Hill to the pits of social media is ripping President Trump for his latest offensive/sexist tweets; the latest salvo being aimed at MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski: “I heard poorly rated Morning Joe speaks badly of me (don’t watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came… Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year’s Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!” The tweets were met with condemnation from both sides of the aisle, with politicians arguing that the comments were beneath the dignity of the office (pretty sure we crossed that line a long time ago). Were the comments offensive? Sure. But feigning shock at these tweets is like hiring a clown to perform at your house and then being surprised when a guy wearing floppy shoes and a red nose shows up at your door.

+ Melania’s war on cyberbullying; still coming soon: “As the First Lady has stated publicly in the past, when her husband gets attacked, he will punch back 10 times harder.”