“Among the 1,885 people who said they were in monogamous relationships, 82% reported that they were broadly satisfied with their sex life. That compared to 80% of people in a marriage, civil union or other legal partnership, while 71% of people in open or polyamorous relationships said they were fulfilled.” From Quartz: Turns out open relationships aren’t the most sexually satisfying. (See, political stories aren’t place you’ll find fake news!)

+ McSweeney’s: Are these excerpts from James Comey’s opening statement to the Senate Intelligence Committee or from Kazuo Ishiguro’s The Remains of the Day?

+ ESPN: The horrors of getting hit by a pitch. (This is why I only coach my little league players to lean into a pitch when it’s absolutely necessary…)