“A few kids don’t make it. They splay out across the track in a pile of elbow and kneepads and full-face helmets. And then, there’s one kid, coming from behind, who executes a perfect pass on his recently potty-trained competitors and crosses the line first, his chest forward in an elated victory celebration.” Outside takes you Inside the Cut-Throat World of Toddler Bike Racing. (I worry that kids who get humiliated in these toddler competitions will ultimately grow up and pull us out of climate treaties.)