“The real story is that the wolf is a three-year-old captive named Zeus, and the photographers only drove out to meet him this morning, from their comfortable lodge five minutes away.” From Quartz: Love wildlife photos? There’s a good chance they weren’t shot in the wild.

+ “Never in the history of modern-day shoe endorsements have the big companies all stepped away from a potential top pick nearly two months before the NBA draft.” It could be related to the fact that a Nike consultant recently called the player’s dad, “the worst thing to happen to basketball in the last hundred years.”

+ McDonald’s Invents a Frork: A utensil made of french fries.

+ “I put on sunscreen against the sun, but I haven’t found anything against radiation.” Anyone want to surf Fukushima?

+ This guy is pretty damn good at the detachable thumb trick.

+ Reminder: If you’re in the Bay Area, come out to my talk at UC Berkeley’s BAMPFA on Monday night.