Oh, You’ll Be Woke

“Good news, Americans who love starting the day with hand tremors: Black Insomnia Coffee, a bag of caffeine that debuted in South Africa last year under the guise of being coffee, arrives Stateside today.” From GrubStreet: This Bonkers New Coffee Has 300 Percent More Caffeine Than Your Morning Starbucks. (Now I’ll only have to drink one quart of coffee to produce NextDraft.)

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