We know the internet of things opens up some security holes. So maybe it shouldn’t surprise us that a Canadian vibrator manufacturer was just fined for tracking users’ sexual activity. I’m guessing this kind of internet tracking isn’t confined to vibrators. I was forced to hang up the last time I called my broadband provider because the person on the other side of line wouldn’t stop laughing.

+ “She was in a hippity-hoppity mood that day because of the school party.” I went out and found the day’s important news, but all you really want is more about the BBC dad and his kids.

+ And the anticipation is over: Here’s your 2017 Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team.