“I went to a store that promised prescription lenses in under an hour. I found a nice pair, I got them in less than the time promised. And they look, work and feel really great.” So I wrote the most unusual Internet post of all time.

+ The sport is called Tricking. And, well, just watch. If that’s not your thing, try skiing with a jetpack. (It’s a good way to skip the lift lines.)

+ McSweeney’s: I have traveled here from the present to warn you about global warming.