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“It’s either some place at room pressure, very small, or it just turned back into a gas. We don’t know.” From Quartz: Harvard scientists shocked the world by turning hydrogen into a metal, but then lost the only sample.
+ “One guy joined and he had really racy-looking cars. I said, ‘Those cars–they are really bright red; they are not dull at all.’ He said, ‘Yeah, but here’s my collection of hubcaps.'” The International Society For Men Who Love Being Boring.
+ The Atlantic explains how the chili dog transcended America’s divisions.
+ March 1st. The day President Trump finally went a full 24 hours without a false or misleading claim. (Maybe Twitter was down…)
+ Breaking: Garfield is a dude.
