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It’s one of the longest running and most irritating debates in human history. And now a college student from Georgia may have come up with a way to answer one of life’s pressing questions: What should we have for dinner?

+ Related: We’re eating a ton of bacon. (And journalists should stop overusing the phrase fake news.)

+ The US Army is working on biodegradable ammunition. (Good, because I’d hate to get blown up and also harm the environment.)

+ And finally, “Police in northern Oklahoma say they’ve arrested a substitute teacher on an indecent exposure complaint after she reportedly did a cartwheel in front of students while wearing a skirt but no undergarments.” (In her defense, attendance numbers have been up…)