“Your time is valuable and my patience has already been tested, so I’ll get right to the point. I want my new f#cking MacBook Air.” Driven to the brink, I felt compelled to write an open letter to Apple, a company I love.

+ “Shared an article about fatalities in Syria accompanied by the comment ‘So many feels.'” From The New Yorker: A Selection Of The 30 Most Disappointing Under 30. (Damn good.)

+ Was 2016 especially dangerous for celebrities? An empirical analysis.

+ GQ: A love letter to a taco that barely qualifies as a taco.