“Our moisture-wicking Microfiber Hoody will keep out the chill as you sink your ice-axe into a frozen waterfall — or as you stand paralyzed by indecision before your open freezer, debating whether to bake fish sticks or reduced-fat taquitos for your children’s dinner.” From McSweeney’s: Patagonia catalog copy revised to better reflect my lifestyle.

+ Hamilton meets Hanukkah.

+ The Radio City Rockettes are performing at the inauguration. But they’re not happy about it. (At least they’ll already be in town for the million woman march.)

+ As Oprah’s weight goes down, the price of Weight Watchers stock goes up. (I need to find a way to tie my diet goals to my portfolio performance…)

+ Have a great Chrismukkah weekend. Happy holidays to you and yours from all of me at NextDraft.