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“There, she found three Mobile police officers surrounding McPherson and his motorcycle at a gas pump, with what appeared to be guns drawn and pointed at her boyfriend.” And thus began the weirdest proposal I’ve ever seen.

+ PSA: If you encounter a dentist who makes house calls, be afraid.

+ McSweeney’s: “I know I said ten minutes ago that I’m taking a social media break, but I just made The. Best. Avocado. Toast.”