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“This summer, 43-year-old skydiver Luke Aikins jumped out of a plane at 25,000 feet and plummeted for 130 seconds, steering himself as he fell at around 150 mph, before landing safely in a large net. The whole time, he was not wearing a parachute.” After reading all the news from the last couple weeks, I can definitely relate. From GQ: The Man Who Fell To Earth.

+ Related: British man bungee jumps with a biscuit in hand and dunks it in a cup of tea.

+ One moose was fighting another moose. Their antlers got stuck. And then the ice came and they were frozen like that. This is the animal kingdom’s version of gridlock.

+ Kanye West brings home the quote of the week: “If I Voted, I Would Have Voted for Trump.”

+ And from McSweeney’s: Clearing Up The Confusion Surrounding Valley High’s Homecoming King Selection Process.