Do a good deed today. Why? Because Scientific American is reporting that altruistic people have more sexual partners. (Is it still considered altruism if I had to beg?)

+ Another guy who Photoshops himself into photos with famous people.

+ The guy who invented the Roomba is working on a Roomba for your garden.

+ And a kind reader sent in this Onion headline that aptly sums up my life: Accidentally Closing Browser Window With 23 Tabs Open Presents Rare Chance At New Life.

+ And if you missed (or were too traumatized to read) my election wrap, here it is: What the Hell Just Happened?