Bottom of the News

I could have written this about Gaga, Bon Jovi, my bud Debra Messing, or any number of people. But I wrote it about the Boss because I think he has the most brand exposure in the at risk areas. And because I really hope he reads it, signs up for NextDraft, and becomes my pal. Bruce Springsteen is Not Dancing in the Dark.

+ Cottage Cheese wants to be the next Greek Yogurt. (Don’t we all…)

+ Apple fans are really mad at the new MacBook Pros.

+ Election, blah, blah, blah. Steph Curry just set a new NBA record by hitting 13 three-pointers in a single game.

+ And, my fellow Americans, at long last, Ken Bone has decided. (But he’s not telling us who he voted for.)