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I’m not sure exactly what it means, but this definitely seems like a metaphor for changing times in the tech industry: The Voice of AOL’s ‘You’ve Got Mail’ Is Driving an Uber in Ohio. (This is why I always tell Alexa and Siri to enjoy their moment in the limelight.)

+ “This guy photoshops himself into Kendall Jenner’s Instagram and improves them a thousand percent.” (That’s actually an understatement.)

+ Tilda Swinton, looking like other people.

+ Can you spare just under 5 seconds? If so, we have a new Rubik’s record.

+ When this election is over, I am definitely celebrating with a Mazel Tov Cocktail.