October Surprise: This. Never. Ends.

Hillary Clinton has been criticized for not connecting with average Americans. Well, she definitely has one thing in common with them. Neither will ever reach Inbox Zero. Yes, there are new emails that may or may not be related to Hillary’s private email server controversy (though the emails in question were not from her private server) that are being looked at by the FBI. The investigation is not quite yet being re-opened, but it might be. Confused about exactly what this means? So are some of the folks reporting the story, as evidenced by this WaPo headline: FBI to take new ‘investigative steps’ on Clinton email. The news hurricane started minutes after FBI Director James Comey wrote a letter to Congressional leaders stating: “I agreed that the FBI should take appropriate investigative steps designed to allow investigators to review these emails to determine whether they contain classified information, as well as to assess their importance to our investigation.” This election is like watching the Washington Generals play the Cleveland Browns. Eleven days to go…

+ So if the communication in question didn’t come from Hillary’s email server, then where did it come from? Well, in a twist that is oddly perfect for this particular campaign season: The New Emails in Clinton Case Came From Anthony Weiner’s Electronic Device.

+ Donald Trump: This is bigger than Watergate. (You know what else is bigger than Watergate? The headache this election is giving me.)