GQ attempts to answer a couple questions that definitely pop into my head every now any then. Do you really need to worry about your electrolytes? And what the hell are electrolytes?

+ The Nobel panel gives up knockin’ on Dylan’s door. (Headline writers still refuse to give up Dylan song-inspired headlines.)

+ He removed his robe and began fighting. No, not the boxer. The judge.

+ The strange case of Pamela Anderson’s news-hogging vegan sandwich.