There is no shortage of stories that confirm that neighbors suck. Especially neighbors who complain about little things that couldn’t possibly affect them. So how, as an irritating neighbor, do you stand out from all the others in your genus? Well, you could file a complaint about a neighborhood book sharing program

+ There are plenty of dog walkers for hire. But I’m pretty sure that Chuck McCarthy is the first people walker. (And from the looks of it, he’s artisanal too.)

+ Vox: Humans and Neanderthals had sex. But was it for love? That’s remarkably close to a toast someone gave at my wedding.