As students return to class, University of Chicago Dean of Students John Ellison makes it clear that there will be no safe spaces on his campus: “Our commitment to academic freedom means that we do not support so-called ‘trigger warnings,’ we do not cancel invited speakers because their topics might prove controversial, and we do not condone the creation of intellectual ‘safe spaces’ where individuals can retreat from ideas and perspectives at odds with their own.” (Luckily, we still have cable news for that.)

+ Stanford bans (some) hard alcohol on campus.