“Researchers at Carnegie Mellon are working on giving robots introspection, or a sense of self-doubt.” Self doubt. No emotion. I have a feeling I’m gonna get along really well with robots.

+ A psychologist analyzes the fights couples have in Ikea. (There’s no need to analyze the fights they have trying to put the crap together.)

+ America’s Got Talent stunts are funny until someone gets a flaming arrow to the throat.

+ China’s futuristic straddling bus hits the road.

+ And, at long last, braiding hair without a cosmetology license is no longer a crime in the state of Iowa. (You can still get 20 to life for a comb-over…)