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Nintendo suffered a major stock price decline after they pointed out that they don’t actually make the Pokémon Go game. Details…

+ WaPo: An Iowa football player’s Pokémon Go game ends with four police guns pointed at his face. (This is why I never level up.)

+ “I don’t want to see you catching any Pokémon’s up in this bitch.” Time: Now Pokémon Go Is Invading Beyoncé, Rihanna and Adele Concerts. If you can’t look up from your phone when Beyonce is in the room, there’s no hope for us.