OK, we get it. You really like the new friggin Pokémon game. But can you please stop catching Pokémon in the Holocaust Museum?

+ That time Texas inmates broke out of a cell to save guard’s life.

+ Thumb-sucking, nail-biting kids may have lower allergy risk. (In my experience, they also grow up to be people who are pretty good with a pun.)

+ Why do we still have to get demos on how to use a seatbelt on an airplane?

+ The US Fish and Wildlife Service is going to use drones to unleash vaccine-laced M&Ms in bid to save endangered ferrets. (Thankfully, the anti-vax movement has not yet spread beyond the human race.)