Congratulations. Our generation has effectively ended the age of the couch Potato. It turns out that the “inertness of the potato metaphor … is most at odds with the jitteriness of digital life.” (So you’ve evolved from being a couch potato into being a basket case.) From Laurence Scott in The New Yorker: What Ever Happened To The Couch Potato? My parents asked each other that question for years after I finally moved out of the house.