The NYT’s latest trend piece is here to inform you that “most women prefer to go bare, citing hygiene (and baffling doctors).” The piece includes a lede that is the verbal equivalent of a cold shower: “For years, gynecologists have had a bird’s-eye view on a phenomenon that is now so popular as to be almost commonplace: female genitalia, bereft of hair.”

+ At the age of 48, Tony Hawk tries to land another 900. (And I was pretty psyched when I could read a restaurant receipt without my iPhone flashlight…)

+ Add this to the list of places I’d most like to avoid: The World’s Largest Mosquito Factory.

+ Coor’s Water? Colgate Kitchen Entrees? Consumerist with 17 commercial failures from brands with spectacularly bad ideas.